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Regular Issues[edit | hide | hide all]

Welcome to Cafe Parade!, Part 1[edit | hide]

Page Translation
In life there are many 'one day's. However
There is a place that can turn everything into joy
That place is Cafe Parade
sfx: ring
Yukihiro and Makio: Welcome!
Yukihiro: May you have the time of your life
TO BE CONTINUED

Welcome to Cafe Parade!, Part 2[edit | hide]

Page Translation
Woman: It's delicious...
Yukihiro: Would you like another cup of tea?

Woman: Yes, please

Woman: There are an awful lot of photographs from various countries decorating this place, aren't there

Yukihiro: They're photographs from countries I've traveled to in the past

Yukihiro: If you'd like, how about I tell you a few stories?
Woman: Yes, certainly!
(Woman: This is almost like a fairytale...)
Woman: What happened after that?

(sfx clock: gong gong)

Woman: !

Woman: Oh my, it's already midnight!?

Woman: I'm so sorry, to stay this late...

Yukihiro: It's no problem

Yukihiro: Since this was a once-in-a-lifetime encounter

Woman: I'll definitely come again!

Yukihiro: I'll be waiting until then

In life there are many 'one day's. However, there is one place that can turn everything into joy

That place is Cafe Parade

FIN

The Diner Closest to Heaven, Part 1[edit | hide]

Page Translation
(Yukihiro: I'm now in the back regions of Mexico...)
(Yukihiro: I found myself in my life's greatest crisis having been the victim of a highway robbery...)

Yukihiro: (...I'm glad they didn't kill me...)

(Yukihiro: They stole just about everything...)

Yukihiro: Aah, my throat is parched!

Yukihiro: Will I die here...?

Yukihiro: My luck ends here, huh

Man: Hey boy!
Man: Isn't it too early to give up? Come eat at my diner

Man: I can take you to heaven!

TO BE CONTINUED

The Diner Closest to Heaven, Part 2[edit | hide]

Page Translation
Saki: And then what?

Saki: This stranger saved your life?

Yukihiro: Yes. His diner really looked like heaven
Saki: Hmm...so is that why you opened a cafe?
Yukihiro: Yes. The after-meal tea was particularly amazing
Saki: And is that why you went to England to study tea?

sfx: Big Ben chiming

Yukihiro: Yes

Saki: Kamiya, you're really simple-minded!

(Saki: It's amazing though)

Yukihiro: Really?

Saki: Of course~

Saki: But, I don't hate that kind of thing
Yukihiro: Yes, I like it too
Guest: Excuse me, are you still open?
Saki and Yukihiro: Welcome!
FIN

Special Issues[edit | hide]

Green Parade, Ch. 1[edit | hide]

Event: Green Parade
Page Translation
It's the Opening of the Green Parade!

(sfx: ringing)
(Yukihiro: Producer...?)

Yukihiro: Hello?

Yukihiro: What? An outdoor concert!?
Yukihiro: I'll let everyone know right away
Asselin: A concert!? At last, it's time for the world to know the strength of Hell's king, Satan!

(Asselin: HAHAHAHA)

(Makio and Saki: Wooow!)
[The day of the concert]

Yukihiro: ...This...is the venue, right...?

FIN

Green Parade, Ch. 2[edit | hide]

Event: Green Parade
Page
笑顔のサービス

Action! Little Red Riding Hood[edit | hide]

Event: Action! Little Red Riding Hood
Page
Sweet Milk Story

Milky Way Live 2015[edit | hide]

Event: Milky Way Live 2015
Page Translation
Make a Wish

Yukihiro: And we're done...OK
Soichiro: The bamboo turned out really well
Soichiro: It seems like everyone's wishes will come true with this
Yukihiro: We better be careful that the decorations don't fall

(Yukihiro: Shinonome, come look at the back)

(Asselin: Oh...)

Asselin: What a massive, wicked sword...!

Asselin: Kamiya! Fight me with the wicked sword!

Yukihiro: What!?

(Yukihiro: Wicked...?)

Yukihiro: Asselin, stop swinging...

Asselin: Fwahahaha, were you scared!?

Yukihiro: ...

Yukihiro: Hey!

sfx: smack

Asselin: !

sfx: dumbfounded

(Asselin: "He poked me...?)

Soichiro: Asselin-san

(Soichiro: Are you a child?)

Soichiro: Kamiya won't like it if you're so persistent, you know?)

sfx: gloomy

Asselin: ...Ah...I... I see

Asselin: You must wait for the advent of the chosen time in order to manifest the enormous power of the wicked sword...

Yukihiro: As long as you understand now

Asselin: I shall go and open the door!

(Asselin: As is the will of the Devil King!)

Soichiro: It's strange to see you so angry

Kamiya: Mm, I didn't really mean to be so angry
Kamiya: But this is filled with everyone's wishes
Kamiya: Don't want any slips to fall off, right?
FIN

Summer Wedding[edit | hide]

Event: Summer Wedding
Page Translation
Rain and Tea

sfx: raining
Yukihiro: Days like this

Yukihiro: Kind of...make me remember the old days

sfx: raining
Man: Here you go, Yukihiro

sfx: clink

Man: They say this tea makes you recall the people who are important to you

Man: Though you might say it's like a good luck charm...

Yukihiro: The aroma tenderly spreads through my mouth. It's relieving
Man: How about it? Did someone come to mind?
Yukihiro: ...Yes. It was the face of a very close friend
Man: In times like this, your partner usually also thinks of you, hahaha

Yukihiro: I think I'll write him a letter after this

Man: Now, please come with me and I'll teach you how to make this blend

Yukihiro: Yes Master!

sfx: phone ring
sfx: pick up

Yukihiro: Hey, Makio

Makio: Ah, Kamiya-san! The preview of the ceremony's PV came in, so how about we gather everyone at the office?

Yukihiro: ...'In times like this, your partner usually also thinks of you'...huh?

Makio: ? What was that?

Yukihiro: Oh, it was nothing

Yukihiro: Let's head to the office now

Yukihiro: I made a nice tea blend, so let's drink it while we watch

sfx: shutting door
FIN

Hair-Raising Test of Courage[edit | hide]

Event: Hair-Raising Test of Courage
Page Translation
The Terrifying Abandoned Hospital

sfx: wandering around

Yukihiro: ... I give up.

Yukihiro: Getting lost in a place like this...

(Yukihiro: Of course I would.)

(Yukihiro: This isn't funny.)

Yukihiro: "Alright, let's calm down! Compared to that haunted house in England, this place is..."

sfx ?: wobble

Yukihiro: Hm?

sfx shirt: wobbling, shaking

Yukihiro: !

Yukihiro: !!
[Sign: Science Boy, Don't touch]

Yukihiro: !?

Yukihiro: T-this is one of those cases where it's really more ordinary than it appears...

sfx: nodding

Yukihiro: Right!?

(Yukihiro: Yes, I know it is!)

Soichiro: Ah, I finally found you, Kamiya!
Yukihiro: Shinono-...!
sfx: DOOM
Yukihiro: !?
Soichiro: Fufufu, it's alright now, Kamiya!

(Soichiro: Did I scare you?)

Soichiro: ? Kamiya?

(Soichiro: ? Um...)

Soichiro: Kamiya??

sfx: shake shake

Soichiro: KAMIYA~!?
FIN.

Marching Band Parade 2015[edit | hide]

Event: Marching Band Parade 2015
Page
あの日の姿は今も

Countdown Live! 2015→2016[edit | hide]

Event: Countdown Live! 2015→2016
Page Translation
New Beginnings

(Audience: Waah)
sfx: vroom
Makio: That was a great performance!

Yukihiro: Yes, it was the culmination of the year

Makio: Our effort until now joined us with everyone's smiles
Yukihiro: Let's keep stepping it up...for the greatest rendezvous
Yukihiro: Thanks for this at such an hour

Producer: It's no problem. Good work today

Yukihiro: Ah, that's right. Could you two wait for a moment?

sfx Producer: click

(Makio and Producer: ?)
Yukihiro: I want to give these to you

sfx: door creak

Yukihiro: It's a specially blended tea

Yukihiro: It's like all the year's fatigue will disappear with this special drink

Producer: Thank you!

Makio: I'll drink it when I go home!

Yukihiro: Alright, take care

Yukihiro: Now then

Yukihiro: I wonder what kind of year this will turn out to be

FIN

Arabian Night Live[edit | hide]

Event: Arabian Night Live
Page Translation
It'll be Just Fine as Long as I Have These

Yukihiro: So this is our stage this time?

(Saki: Kyaa~♡ kyaa~♡)

Saki: Hey, c'mon, let's go and have some fun!

sfx Saki: excited

Yukihiro: Yeah

Yukihiro: Alright then, let's meet back here at 2 o'clock

(Yukihiro: Let's go off on our own first!)

(Asselin: Kamiya...on his own...?")

(Makio: Um~...)

Makio: Will you be alright by yourself?

(Yukihiro: Haha)

Yukihiro: I'll be just fine! I have this map...

sfx: BAM

Yukihiro: And I also have this today!!

(Compass)

Yukihiro: With this, I won't get lost!

Others: ...

Soichiro: ...I'll deal with watching over Kamiya!

sfx Soichiro: sigh...

Saki: Me too, then!

(Saki: Okaaay~!)

sfx: yank

Saki: Hey Kamiya! I want to ride that!

(Saki: I was talking about it with Roll earlier)

(Asselin: Ahahaha)

Asselin: In that case, then I, too, shall guide Kamiya!

Makio: Going with everyone is fun, after all!

Kamiya: Seems I've lost, huh
(Saki: GO GO~!!)
FIN

Take a Breath☆Coffee Break[edit | hide]

Event: Take a Breath☆Coffee Break
Page
がんばろうぜ

Space Stars Festa[edit | hide]

Event: Space Stars Festa
Page
そっくりさん

Halloween Night Party 2016[edit | hide]

Event: Halloween Night Party 2016
Page
Shall we dance?

Baile of Love and Passion[edit | hide]

Event: Baile of Love and Passion
Page
本場仕込みさ

Job★Challenge ~For Some Reason, We are Florists! Teachers! Freeters!~[edit | hide]

Event: Job★Challenge ~For Some Reason, We are Florists! Teachers! Freeters!~
Page
シュシュ…?

White Day Live 2017[edit | hide]

Event: White Day Live 2017
Page Translation
If anything​, it’s fun

Yukihiro: I’m glad I found a type of tea suitable for Producer-san

Yukihiro: I’d like to take a break somewhere…

Yukihiro: ...is that?
Yukihiro: Kei-san! Good day, it’s me, Kamiya

Yukihiro: Is it your day off?

Kei: Hey

Kei: I came to the city today to look for something… but walking tired me out
Kei: If you’d like, you can rest here as well

Kei: (it’s a bit cold...)

Yukihiro: Thank you so much

Yukihiro: I’ve got it, while we rest, will you let me tell you an interesting story?

Kei: Sounds good, please let me hear it

Yukihiro: --that’s why the rooster on top of the weather vane is gold
Kei: (Oh..)

Kei: You’re very good at telling stories, it’s almost like I can hear the crowds in that foreign place

Kei: Actually, I came out today to buy a gift

Kei: Since I’m not used to it, I was wondering what I could get

Yukihiro: Then, would you let me help?

Kei: Is that alright?

Yukihiro: Yes! If it’s about picking the best gift for someone, you can leave it to me

Kei: That’s a relief

Yukihiro: Then, let’s go!

Yukihiro: Let’s go looking for a gift!

Retro Coffee Shop[edit | hide]

Event: Retro Coffee Shop
Page
いこう!東口へ!

3rd Anniversary Live ~6 Person Banquet~[edit | hide]

Event: 3rd Anniversary Live ~6 Person Banquet~
Page Translation
Happy Anniversary

sfx Audience: cheering, squealing
sfx Yukihiro: walking

(Audience: "Oh Kamiya..." "Kamiya, you’re...')

sfx Audience: whispering

(Audience: "Kamiya..." "That’s Sai!!")

Soichiro: Kamiya! Please stop walking in the wrong direction!

(Soichiro: This way!)

sfx: taken firmly

Yukihiro: Aah!?

(Yukihiro: That way!?)

Crowd: Kyaaaa!

Soichiro and Yukihiro: !

Soichiro: Don’t squeal!

(Soichiro: You’re too easy on him!)

Yukihiro: They really enjoyed that, so let it be, ok?

(Yukihiro: Haha~)

Yukihiro: Come on... Let’s get this party started!

(Yukihiro: Let’s show them our teamwork!)

sfx: grab

Soichiro: ...! Yeah! Sounds good!

(Soichiro: Now that we’re getting started, come over here Asselin!)
sfx: smile
sfx: audience squealing

Saki: Kamiya really did that~♪

Yukihiro: Happy Anniversary!

Yukihiro: Heeere we go!!

FIN

ORIGIN@L PIECES LIVE in Fukuoka[edit | hide]

Event: ORIGIN@L PIECES LIVE in Fukuoka
Page
プロデューサーさんも一緒がいい

Xmas Live 2017 -Side:Happiness-[edit | hide]

Event: Xmas Live 2017 -Side:Happiness-
Page
煌めく聖夜を君に

The Feast of the Demons who Split the Seasons[edit | hide]

Event: The Feast of the Demons who Split the Seasons
Page
心優しき悪魔

Welcome Cafe Parade![edit | hide]

Event: Welcome Cafe Parade!
Page
ありがとうのサイン

Rainbow After the Rain[edit | hide]

Event: Rainbow After the Rain
Page
突然の雨も、楽しい思い出になるさ

Long Night ~Hotel of Nightmares~[edit | hide]

Event: Long Night ~Hotel of Nightmares~
Page Translation
Where is Satan? Where am I…?

Yukihiro: Hmm...
sfx: silence
Yukihiro: The set at night's truly eerie
Yukihiro: I could go back... No, then Asselin won't be able to find Satan

(Yukihiro: Hmm... I can't go back as is...)

(Asselin: Sataaaaaan, what ever shall I do...)

Yukihiro: Ah!
Yukihiro: What are you doing here! We were looking for you, Satan
Yukihiro: Come, Asselin... I mean, your servant is waiting for you

sfx: squeeze

(Soichiro: Satan-saaaaan)
Yukihiro: Shinonome! If it's Satan you're looking for...
sfx: pause
Yukihiro (whispering): Hey, Satan... You wouldn't mind if we tried camping behind here to scare Shinonome, eh?
Yukihiro: We'll get him like during the test of courage we'd done before!
Yukihiro: Alright!

(Yukihiro: Tracking start!!)

sfx: poke out

Yukihiro: ...Huh!?
Yukihiro: Shinonome...!?
Kamiya: Which way did he...!?
sfx: howling

Yukihiro: Hee!?

sfx: jolts

Yukihiro: G-Guuuuuuys!?

sfx: squeeze...

FIN

Cybernetics Wars 2 ~The Liberator that Carries Hope~[edit | hide]

Event: Cybernetics Wars 2 ~The Liberator that Carries Hope~
Page Translation
Pouring With My Heart Into It

Sol: "......... Tsk."
(*Ka-chack...*)
Keith: "What're you planning to do?"

(Happy: *Sets down...*)

Happy: "I thought he might be thirsty."

Keith: "... He's gonna end up dying anyway, so what's the point?"

Sol: "Is this guy broken or something? I'm an enemy..."

Happy: "–I like seeing humans' joyful faces."
Happy: "I was originally an android built for household support."

Happy: "... Due to a small bug, I was abandoned by my owner."

Happy: "And Keith was the one who allowed me into his comrades."

Keith: "... This guy's..."

Keith: "an older model, so this maintenance isn't sufficient either..."

Keith: "Trying to put military applications into him will put pressure on his memory, so there are enough problems as it is dealing with that."

Keith: "In short, he's just a fool, as you see here."

Happy: "You're harsh."

(Alex: Hmph...)

Alex: "It might be a good idea to get rid of his household apps."

Happy: "...... I..."
Happy: "Would like to retain my own identity."

(Happy: "Drink up, please")

(*shove*)

(Sol: "By force...!?")

Happy: "I hope it's to your liking."

(Sol: *Gulp...*)

Sol: "........."

Sol: "... Hm."

(nods)

Happy: "... I'm glad to hear that."

(Happy: Phew...)

Director: Okay, cut!

Hideo: ... Wow~ Yukihiro, the tea you make is seriously good! I almost forgot I was acting, and I was really close to saying that it tasted good!

(Hideo: That was close...!)

Amehiko: Could you pour me a cup, too?

(Rui: Yeah~!!)

Rui: Me too, me too! I want to drink some!

Yukihiro: Since we're all here, I'll prepare some for everyone else, too!
FIN.

Auspicious New Year! New Year Live 2019[edit | hide]

Event: Auspicious New Year! New Year Live 2019
Page
しあわせのイノシシ

Valkyries of Guidance Live[edit | hide]

Event: Valkyries of Guidance Live
Page
衣装確認での出来事

Parade of Glowing Flower[edit | hide]

Event: Parade of Glowing Flower
Page Translation
Returning to Childhood

Kamiya: Upsie daisy...
Kamiya: Pouring tea into cups is my daily routine but,

Kamiya: it’s been years since I’ve been inside one!

Announcer: Attention everyone, the exciting tea party will begin!

(sfx: *whirrr*)

Kamiya: Ah!

Saki: (Kyaaa!) It’s starting to move!

Kamiya: It appears that we use the middle to turn-

Ryo: GYAOOOON!!

Kamiya: !

(sfx: *whirrrr*)

Daigo: Let’s goooo!! We’re spinnin’ into hyper speed! (Wahaha!)

Ryo: D-daigo-kun! Too fast!!

(sfx: *spin spin*)

Ryo: Eeeeeek!

Saki: Daigo’s making them fly!

Kamiya: Yes, it’s quite incredible.

Saki: I want us to spin pappily fast too!

Kamiya: Let’s!

Kazuki: *on the outskirts*

(sfx: *grip*)

Kamiya: Here we go!

Saki: Papito-okay!

(sfx: *spin*)

Saki: Kyaaaa! So fast!

Kamiya: It’s nice to be a kid again once in a while!
Ryo: *dizzy*

Saki: Are you alright?

Kamiya: Now that we’ve had our fun,

Kamiya: let’s do our best to make this performance fun for everyone!

Meet, See, and Pet! Animal Safari Park[edit | hide]

Event: Meet, See, and Pet! Animal Safari Park
Page
新たな味を求めて

Midnight Summer's Vacation☆Night Pool[edit | hide]

Event: Midnight Summer's Vacation☆Night Pool
Page
良さを伝えるために

Best Game 2 ~The Crucial Trigger of Destiny~[edit | hide]

Event: Best Game 2 ~The Crucial Trigger of Destiny~
Page
幸來幸來!

Underwater Aquarium! The Paradise of Goldfish[edit | hide]

Event: Underwater Aquarium! The Paradise of Goldfish
Page
撮影のその後で

Strife! Ninja Wars -Fate Makes Its Move-[edit | hide]

Event: Strife! Ninja Wars -Fate Makes Its Move-
Page
自動隠れ身の術

Delivering Happiness! Honey Bees Live[edit | hide]

Event: Delivering Happiness! Honey Bees Live
Page
特製紅茶で風邪予防

Dreamy Balloon Festa[edit | hide]

Event: Dreamy Balloon Festa
Page
てるてるバルーンの行く先は

315Cinema Collection: Rampage[edit | hide]

Event: 315Cinema Collection: Rampage
Page Translation
The Angle is Important

John: “(Umm…)”

sfx: thunk

John: “Yipes!”

sfx: slide…

Jean: “(sigh) What are you even doing… …Clean it up right away.”

John: “Sorry. (Hehehe…)”

Jean: “Geez.”

sfx: grab

John: “AAH!”

John: “It’s rare, so treat this with respect…!”

sfx: snatches away

Jean: “S… Sorry about that.”

Jean: “…What are you doing?”
John: “The angle is important, you know.”

Jean: “Make use of that fastidiousness on something else, would you?”

John: “Yippee. It’s done! (Fufu... Please watch over me again today.)”
Director: Okay, cut!
Sora: Good work there~

Yukihiro: Thank you.

Sora: Yukihiro-san, your character John is really unique~ (Haha)

Yukihiro: You’re right. But I understand how John’s particular on that sort of thing.

Yukihiro: Because I take care to keep the angle in mind when I set up the shop’s tables or tableware.
Yukihiro: The angle really is important! (Yep.)
Sora: Looks like you two had a surprising similarity~ (Ahaha)

Yukihiro: Yeah!

Fin.

Molto Buono Pizza Live![edit | hide]

Event: Molto Buono Pizza Live!
Page
Enjoy Our Signature Pizza!

Cherry Blossoms in Full Bloom! Flower-Viewing Live[edit | hide]

Event: Cherry Blossoms in Full Bloom! Flower-Viewing Live
Page
A Flower's Life Is...